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Bulletins, page #16

Message Poster Age /Time
I hope that you're very proud of yourselves now that you have completely killed AT. Scum. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-11 19:23:?? UTC)
OK. Two things: 1. Stop making shitty topics about the board all the fucking time and instead start contributing with real topics. 2. The next person who says "vid" instead of "video" here, I'm going to personally hunt down and murder. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-11 14:59:?? UTC)
Way too many topics with crappy headlines… Apparently, this is in fact like rocket science to some… Sysop 12 months (2009-05-11 11:11:?? UTC)
With so few people answering polls, it seems almost pointless. It's as if there are more fucking trolls here than real users… Sysop 12 months (2009-05-10 20:31:?? UTC)
Since I started specifically blocking "deep" searches made too often by the same person (to prevent malicious clients from clogging up all the computer power), I have realized that the search feature is used much more than anything else on the board. A lot of people seem to think that this is some sort of search engine… Sysop 12 months (2009-05-10 18:34:?? UTC)
You exhibit a complete indifference to the survival of this site. I feel as if I'm the only one who cares. What the fuck is wrong with you? Sysop 12 months (2009-05-09 23:51:?? UTC)
Thanks for the constantly huge support from you all… ingrates. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-09 22:55:?? UTC)
There is only one word for the complete deadness here: Unbelievable. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-09 18:44:?? UTC)
The "Media" link no longer shows unless it's needed. (This had annoyed me for ages.) Sysop 12 months (2009-05-09 14:42:?? UTC)
No donations have been received to the mail box yet… despite you saying that you were going to. Maybe it's just taking a long time? Be sure to e-mail me as soon as you have sent a "snail mail"! Sysop 12 months (2009-05-08 23:22:?? UTC)
Polls in the "Polls" section are now also affected by the "ostrich" mode. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-08 22:21:?? UTC)
The notoriously problematic banned phrase "OP here" which has been around since the early days is now finally gone and replaced with smarter logic which should never (or extremely rarely) trigger false positives. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-07 21:50:?? UTC)
This shouldn't have to be spelled out, but replying to trolls' off-topic replies will get you banned and shitlisted because of the extra management work you create by doing this. Just abuse report and ignore it. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-07 19:20:?? UTC)
Finally added real-time indicators for how many characters you have left in misc. input fields. Also, I would like to mention that these bulletins are not some sort of "changelog"; I mention (relatively) very few updates to the board here. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-06 23:56:?? UTC)
When you are not replying to the original post of a thread, please use the Cite functionality. It can be hard to figure out who you're replying to otherwise. ? 12 months (2009-05-06 17:59:?? UTC)
New feature: "Spoiler mode". Not really worth its own topic. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-06 16:15:?? UTC)
Fucking dead again. Only trolls come here to post shit. The Internet is full of uninteresting retards who have nothing worthwhile to post. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-06 14:12:?? UTC)
Please remember to start your sentences with a capital letter. Many of you do not do this, especially at the start of your posts. Starting your sentences with a lowercase letter makes you sound immature and lazy, so it really is worth the few extra shift-presses it takes to correct this. ? 12 months (2009-05-06 13:49:?? UTC)
To those that came from what we call Retardchan: you're welcome here, as long as you abide by the rules. Read the FAQ first and lurk for a bit to get a feel for things before contributing. Correct spelling, grammar and capitalization is good; memes, SCREAMING, trolling, and terrible grammar is bad. ? 12 months (2009-05-06 02:37:?? UTC)
Horrible bug #195,327,216 fixed. For a long time, replies posted to deleted topics did get saved as a draft automatically, but due to this small but annoying error, no message was shown about this. Until now. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-05 22:44:?? UTC)
Thanks for not reporting the bug that made it impossible to watch/bump topics for probably over 24 hours. I had to stumble upon it on my own… Sysop 12 months (2009-05-05 16:38:?? UTC)
As requested by a few people, the trash can now links deleted replies to the topic they belong to if it still exists (from now on — current entries will not be affected since that is technically impossible). Sysop 12 months (2009-05-05 16:29:?? UTC)
Is it really that difficult to proof-read your text at least once before publishing it? Stop wasting my time. I will delete your sloppy posts. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-05 13:37:?? UTC)
Stop being such fucking leeches and contribute some for once! Sysop 12 months (2009-05-04 18:29:?? UTC)
AT finally got its post box! Sysop 12 months (2009-05-04 09:30:?? UTC)
I "love" it how the complete morons over at Retardchan spam, vandalize, troll, harass and DDoS us for months and then become confused and angry when their shitty board finally "mysteriously" goes down. I also "love" how they keep sending fake abuse reports to every fucking service I use when they actually are the only ones doing illegal things. Unbelievable psychopaths. A message to whoever is keeping them down: Please make it last for a long, long time. The Internet needs to get rid of that cancer. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-03 16:23:?? UTC)
Finally decided to use "AT Modern" (the current stylesheet) by default and make "AT Classic" look like it did in the beginning (inline reply IDs and no stripes). The "AT Modern" is currently not very different at all and probably will only change very little in the future as well. Sysop 12 months (2009-05-03 10:38:?? UTC)
Thanks to this new invention called "weekends", the post box got delayed… Sysop 12 months (2009-05-02 17:15:?? UTC)
The IRC channel is empty! Join the channel and repopulate it! ? 12 months (2009-05-02 11:52:?? UTC)
I just realized (through a surprisingly helpful troll) that the link in the chat section has been incorrect for what must be many months. Gee. Thanks for telling me… Sysop 12 months (2009-05-02 01:55:?? UTC)
If everything goes right, AT will not only have a permanent, stable host tomorrow, but also a post box (envelope forwarding), enabling you to donate without fees and 100% anonymously. Sysop 12 months (2009-04-29 19:30:?? UTC)
OK. From now on, I think I'm going to stop being so nice and just shitlist anyone who makes a crappy headline (such as asking a question without including a question mark) immediately. Dealing with all the idiots who blatantly ignore all the warnings and who never learn anyway is taking far too much of my time to be worth it. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-28 16:33:?? UTC)
Thank you, anonymous person who actually did donate! Sysop 1 year (2009-04-28 11:15:?? UTC)
How can you post a topic without proof-reading it? Unbelievable. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-28 10:07:?? UTC)
I wouldn't use "butthurt", "faggot" and "kill yourself" in the same post if I were you. This is considered retard/chan speak. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-26 20:27:?? UTC)
Thank you for your generous $0 in total donations. I'll keep this in mind next time I see somebody asking for help. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-26 01:41:?? UTC)
Off-topic reply = ban + shitlist. Simple as that. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-25 17:34:?? UTC)
You seem almost afraid of creating topics. And of donating. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-23 19:59:?? UTC)
Still not a single donation or any kind of indication of anyone even considering it… If you have sent any e-mails, I sure haven't received them. Try sending to [email protected] instead of the other ones as I suspect problems with those lately. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-23 16:32:?? UTC)
Still not one single donation… Sysop 1 year (2009-04-22 23:36:?? UTC)
Still not a single donation received… How can you just keep ignoring me when I ask for help to KEEP THIS PLACE ALIVE? Why are you not contributing?! I don't get it. This is so fucking bizarre. Don't blame me the next time it goes down, you cheap, ungrateful pieces of shit. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-21 11:07:?? UTC)
You can now empty your personal trash can. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-21 10:23:?? UTC)
You can now search polls. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-20 23:57:?? UTC)
Still not one donations made as far as I can see. If you have made one, be sure to e-mail me immediately as it could take several days to transfer. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-20 11:22:?? UTC)
Why are you not donating? Not one of you have. Do you realize that I can't do a thing about the constant downtime without money? I've paid for everything on my own without any help from you and been heavily harassed daily for all this time. I just can't afford it anymore. Don't you think it's time to give something back at this point? Sysop 1 year (2009-04-19 11:39:?? UTC)
No. Seriously. Donations are really needed. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-18 14:22:?? UTC)
Let me just summarize things like this: Donations are extremely desperately needed now. A server host has just fucked me over again for a huge sum of money and they refuse to refund any of it. I'll tell the whole story later. Please: Don't even mention this site on any "chan". We really don't need any more "raids" or DDoS attacks. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-17 23:19:?? UTC)
New wiseguys are still needed. Nobody experienced has applied for ages. Don't even bother if you've only been here for a few weeks and not even posted a single topic. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-14 04:18:?? UTC)
Stop calling people who are not trolls trolls. A troll is not just anyone who disagrees with you. I'm so sick of seeing people accused of being a troll just because they post something positive related to pedophilia. ? 1 year (2009-04-14 04:05:?? UTC)
Why are many trolls so proud over the fact that they can bypass bans on a no-registration, free-for-all forum that they constantly need to announce how "clever" they are? Sysop 1 year (2009-04-13 23:44:?? UTC)
A punctuation tip for the AnTs. Saying, "I got all A's in my exams" is wrong. The apostrophe is only used to indicate possession, or suppression of a vowel. (Such as, "it was Dan's", or "what's the matter?".) Correct would be, "I got all As in my exams", but if you ever think this is confusing, you can also try, "I got all "A"s in my exams", or, "I got all 'A's in my exams". ? 1 year (2009-04-13 21:27:?? UTC)
STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING TROLLS! Just report them and ignore them. Don't create more work by replying to these fucking idiots. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-13 17:48:?? UTC)
OK. What part of "don't troll", "be helpful" and "stick to the topic" is so fucking hard to get? YOU WILL GET BANNED IF YOU DO THIS. NO EXCEPTIONS. Fucking idiots. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-12 12:55:?? UTC)
It's very nice when you report obscure, minor bugs here. I wish more of you would. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-11 21:15:?? UTC)
So many fucking idiots… Some more wiseguys are definitely needed to nuke these morons when I'm not around. They destroy the entire board with their constant retarded question that are answered in the FAQ. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-11 12:43:?? UTC)
It's amazing how some people can hang here for weeks — sometimes even months! — and post OK posts for a long time and then suddenly start posting shit and troll and thus get banned and shitlisted. Oh, well… it's not like they weren't warned. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-10 17:06:?? UTC)
Click the "Report" link below troll/useless posts. It's not hard. ? 1 year (2009-04-09 21:45:?? UTC)
Zero donations made. Zero ad slots bought. Near-zero traffic. Near-zero activity. You truly want this place to die, don't you? Sysop 1 year (2009-04-09 11:52:?? UTC)
Why is it apparently so difficult for most of you to post stuff that is not complete shit? Sysop 1 year (2009-04-08 03:22:?? UTC)
It is no longer necessary to use e-mail or abuse the wishing well to reply to PMs — you can now reply to PMs internally though the board. Again: Better late than never, huh? Sysop 1 year (2009-04-07 18:12:?? UTC)
The worst part about trolls is that they are so many, but on the other hand, the best thing about them is that they are so predictable… Sysop 1 year (2009-04-07 01:29:?? UTC)
I believe that the feature which prevents entire topics/replies from being quoted is now finally working correctly. If you notice any bugs, feel very free to tell me about them. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-06 19:30:?? UTC)
Too many fucking retards posting shit here now. This is turning into a shitty place because no new smart people seem to find their way here. How about doing something about that, such as, maybe, spreading the word? Sysop 1 year (2009-04-06 16:51:?? UTC)
If you're not gonna donate (which you evidently have no interest in doing since none of you have donated a cent), at least spread the word. This place is dead once again thanks to nobody spreading the word. I don't get it. Why are you first praising AT and then not posting and/or spreading the word? It makes no sense to me. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-05 13:20:?? UTC)
New wiseguys are still needed. I had to fire several ones recently (AGAIN!) because they apply and then just sit there and don't actually do anything to help out. It's unbelievable but true. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-05 00:01:?? UTC)
What the hell is wrong with you? Stop destroying every topic by going off-topic. You WILL get banned and shitlisted, you fucking retards. It's really that simple. I just had to delete several huge topics because they were full of off-topic shit and could not be saved. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-04 13:12:?? UTC)
Get your logical fallacies right. Insults in an argument are not ad hominem; it’s only ad hominem when a poster attempts to defeat a position with insults. "Child molesters should be put to death and you're wrong to say otherwise, you sick disgusting verminous paedo." contains no ad hominems. However, "Child molesters should be put to death and you're wrong to say otherwise because you're a sick disgusting verminous paedo." does contain an ad hominem because the insult is used to justify the opinion. ? 1 year (2009-04-04 01:33:?? UTC)
New wiseguys are needed. Don't fucking apply if you're gonna be another set of people who never help out and leave for days on end. I'm sick of that. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-03 01:38:?? UTC)
Drafts are now saved if you try to reply to a topic that has been deleted. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-03 00:29:?? UTC)
Zero traffic. Just spam and trolls. You've really killed this place. Sysop 1 year (2009-04-02 14:41:?? UTC)
Bold new move: Ad slots are now only $25 USD/month instead of $100. That's 1/4 of the price! Cheaper than ever! Sysop 1 year (2009-04-02 00:22:?? UTC)
Still not one single donation… You need to DONATE if this place is going to survive. What about this is so difficult to understand? Sysop 1 year (2009-04-01 19:47:?? UTC)
New server in Russia active; search feature is back. Sysop 1 year (2009-03-31 21:01:?? UTC)
Respect the topic starters' rules or get banned. Read before replying. Sysop 1 year (2009-03-30 18:00:?? UTC)
Still not a single fucking donation. Wow. Just… wow. Sysop 1 year (2009-03-29 13:33:?? UTC)
Just to make things clear, the earlier bulletin about it not being "safe" to post here no longer applies. I hope that nobody thinks so. In the future, I will keep a system message instead for that kind of "super important" notice. Sysop 1 year (2009-03-28 21:29:?? UTC)
Here's a crazy idea: Actually abuse reporting trolls. Sysop 1 year (2009-03-28 20:02:?? UTC)
You are now able to sort polls by answers (votes), as requested a while back. Sysop 1 year (2009-03-28 02:35:?? UTC)
Привет, товарищи! I've made a deal with a Russian ISP that won't shut down a server without a local police order. None of you donated, so, once again, I had to borrow even more money. Thanks for that, you worthless sacks of shit. In the mean time (this will take until Monday at best), I have a really fragile solution… Sysop 1 year (2009-03-27 19:35:?? UTC)
As of right now, it is no longer safe to assume that anything you do here will be saved; data may be lost due to the server going down and backups being done as late as possible. Sysop 1 year (2009-03-27 04:06:?? UTC)
I honestly did have some hope for at least one or a couple of donations this time… but you're an amazing bunch of cheap fucks, with a million excuses for not contributing. I might as well remove the system message since you don't give a shit and it only fuels trolls… Sysop 1 year (2009-03-27 02:05:?? UTC)
That's it. You didn't donate, and now the site is going down in hours because of unknown reasons (the ISP, insanely, won't tell). <SARCASM>Thanks a lot for all your support.</SARCASM> Sysop 1 year (2009-03-26 16:52:?? UTC)
It baffles me how many of you openly "brag" about how you have bypassed bans here (and similar shit), apparently somehow thinking that you will not get banned again for doing this… It's also frightening how many PMs simply go unread. Sysop 1 year (2009-03-25 18:52:?? UTC)
You can now see some personal stats in the statistics section. (Of course doesn't show in tinfoil mode.) Sysop 1 year (2009-03-25 18:46:?? UTC)
You can now change the "snippet" length if you wish. See the dashboard. Sysop 1 year (2009-03-25 03:01:?? UTC)
Just checking if the new indicator is working… Sysop 1 year (2009-03-24 23:22:?? UTC)
When you get a post deleted, that doesn't mean that you are supposed to re-post the exact same shit without fixing the errors. Some of you… Sysop 1 year (2009-03-24 19:38:?? UTC)
Donations are now so critical that if we don't receive at least ~$400 or so very soon, the site is most likely going to go down again. This doesn't even take into consideration my debts related to AT. I no longer believe for a second that you will donate, however, since you ignored all my previous pleads and had me paying for everything on my own. You don't seriously think that this place has made even one cent of income yet, do you? It has only cost a shitload of money and time. Sysop 1 year (2009-03-23 14:58:?? UTC)
Use the encrypted version of AnonTalk (HTTPS://) so that you are not eavesdropped on! This simple act on your part will tighten your privacy no end. ? 1 year (2009-03-23 14:11:?? UTC)
I wish people would stop typing their posts as if they're writing a poem. Each sentence does not need its own line! How hard is this to understand? Why are there so many AnTs who cannot do this simple thing correctly? ? 1 year (2009-03-23 13:58:?? UTC)
I wish people would respect the spirit of this place more often… Especially those posting pictures of random people who may or may not be them — we just can't know for sure unless they provide some sort of reasonable "proof", such as holding up a sign saying "AnonTalk" with an ISO timestamp or something… Sysop 1 year (2009-03-23 05:01:?? UTC)
It's probably gonna be pre-moderated, but you will be able to add your own bulletins soon… Sysop 1 year (2009-03-22 20:52:?? UTC)
New feature in dashboard: "Mass quote mode". Sysop 1 year (2009-03-22 20:37:?? UTC)
This is a test. Sysop 1 year (2009-03-22 20:32:?? UTC)

(The bulletins section/feature was added roughly a year after the board's inception.)