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| Message | Poster | Age /Time ▼ |
|---|---|---|
| If you never spread the word, how the fuck do you expect this place to grow? | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-12 15:29:?? UTC) |
| Are you people fucking lazy or something? There is a spell checker. Use it. Clicking an extra button before posting will not take very long at all. Also, do NOT de-rail someone else's topic! If you want to have a discussion about something else, at the very least, please make a new topic for it. | ? | 6 months (2009-11-12 05:52:?? UTC) |
| Never use the board while drunk, high or in any way "out of your mind". Also, never let anyone else use your ID. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-12 01:54:?? UTC) |
| SIGH. Yet another regular removed due to an error that would've been easily spotted by actually reading the text. I'm not even going to feel sorry for you anymore when you get banned. If you don't even proof-read your posts before you publish them, you don't deserve to be posting at all. You're just wasting my time. You pollute this board with your rubbish and never spread the word, donate or buy any ad slots. Rude fucks. "Pearls before swine"… | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-11 23:25:?? UTC) |
| What the fuck? You just can't resist posting garbage, can you? "You've posted this topic before." ← This kind of reply violates so many rules it's not even funny. And yet you keep doing it. Again and again. What the fuck is wrong with you?! | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-11 18:18:?? UTC) |
| You really, really, really need to start spreading the word. Enough with the excuses… | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-11 16:51:?? UTC) |
| A few hundred English teachers world-wide would be a really nice addition to the userbase here. And a few hundred really good, intelligent, nerdy students. Where the hell do those hang? | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-11 16:30:?? UTC) |
| OK. Loltards will not be automatically banned, but if they start bypassing the check, this may change… | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-11 15:47:?? UTC) |
| A SPACE GOES BEFORE A BEGINNING PARENTHESIS (LIKE THIS) — NOT(LIKE THIS) OR LIKE( THIS)! HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS?! | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-11 10:58:?? UTC) |
| Why do I have to individually educate almost every new user about basic English concepts such as the apostrophe? Aren't people supposed to learn this shit in elementary school? | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-11 00:06:?? UTC) |
| Just nuked another fucking idiot with nearly 100 replies posted since he first came here a few days ago, almost all of them quoting entire posts, after I finally gave up trying to remove all the violating replies manually. I wonder how many topics are now FUBAR and make no sense… This bullshit is ruining this place. Again and again morons ignore the very clear instructions, and other idiots start doing the same thing because they "see it done so it must be OK". Sigh. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-10 23:45:?? UTC) |
| To clarify: occasional "LOL!" instances (unlike "lol" or "Lol") are tolerated but still frowned upon and generally "not recommended". | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-10 22:11:?? UTC) |
| "New" dashboard option: "special mode". It will currently only do what "300 baud mode" did regarding posting. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-10 17:53:?? UTC) |
| An "anti loltard" mechanism is finally in place. So far, I'm not sure if it works correctly, so it will simply refuse to publish your post if it triggers. It will probably automatically ban the poster trying to post in the future when I'm sure that it works correctly. This is not just an ordinary "banned phrase" — it took a bit more work to stop the "loltards" as I call them (stupid posters who start or end their sentences with "lol" or "Lol") with proper checks for spaces, punctuation, etc… | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-10 15:39:?? UTC) |
| Drafts, trash can items and various internal things now get "parsed lightly" with linebreaks, while keeping the non-parsed, plaintext-like input. This should help prevent a number of annoyances. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-10 15:12:?? UTC) |
| When you are linking to, discussing or even mentioning something considerably illegal (for instance child pornography), clearly say so. What if a helpful AnT searches the Internet for the things you've mentioned in order to provide a helpful response? It's extremely disrespectful. You might think you are saving your own ass by being vague, but don't fucking project your legal guilt onto innocent bystanders. | ? | 6 months (2009-11-10 14:41:?? UTC) |
| This has been said numerous times, but I'll say it again: this website has no fucking theme. Not everybody knows who "Vicky" is, so don't shit up the board with your vague nonsense. This isn't a pedophile den, it's a universal free-speech website. | ? | 6 months (2009-11-10 14:35:?? UTC) |
| Removed the only ad because it didn't make a single fucking cent. Unbelievable. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-10 14:13:?? UTC) |
| http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?video_id=jHPOzQzk9Qo&autoplay=1&showsearch=0&rel=0 | ? | 6 months (2009-11-10 12:57:?? UTC) |
| Once again I come along and notice a ton of posts with errors made by regulars. They get banned, shitlisted and have the posts removed. Then they appeal it and waste even more of my time and then repeat the same thing again and again. Nobody has any respect for this place… not even regulars. These bulletins are obviously ignored by you dumb fucks. Don't even come here at all if you're just gonna waste my time with your shitty posts. Rude fuckers. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-10 09:57:?? UTC) |
| I've probably said it a hundred times or more, but I cannot stress enough how truly sad and frustrating I find it that so many potentially great posts (and posters) get lost forever due to stupid little errors that are easily spotted by anyone who reads the text. I don't see any obvious solution. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-09 23:14:?? UTC) |
| If we exclude troll posts, and just count the "would be" quality ones, this place would be at least several times as big as it is now if the frequent "stupid mistake" errors weren't made. You know, the ones which would never cause the posts to be deleted (or the author banned) anywhere else on the entire Internet? But which also make AT unique? It's sad that I can't just beam my vision into the minds of all AnTs. Then you would really read your posts and polish them before posting. It would be great… | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-09 22:39:?? UTC) |
| "Facebook" is a proper noun… | ? | 6 months (2009-11-09 22:03:?? UTC) |
| How is it possible for so many people to do so many things so horribly wrong so often? This place is plagued by these constant errors by posters who blatantly ignore the rules and instructions. When they get banned, they seem to honestly have no idea what they did wrong, or assume that it's because of what they posted (meaning-wise), which is very seldom the case. It's extremely annoying… | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-09 19:18:?? UTC) |
| STOP QUOTING ENTIRE POSTS! I don't know how the hell you manage to bypass the automatic check, but STOP FUCKING DOING IT! | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-09 19:10:?? UTC) |
| "What is everyone elses record?" ← So many interesting, popular topics get deleted because of idiotic things like this. Sigh… | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-09 19:08:?? UTC) |
| It's "Tor", not "TOR". Why do so many of you cretins make this mistake so fucking regularly?! | ? | 6 months (2009-11-09 15:51:?? UTC) |
| (As with the topics, visits made by me and the topic creator are never counted in the polls.) | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-09 14:40:?? UTC) |
| As of yesterday (or "today"), visits to polls are recorded and shown for the new polls. May also be shown for old polls, but then there would have to be some sort of notice explaining that they are not totals since the visits were not counted from the start. This problem actually exists for the early topics as well; visits weren't counted from the very start. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-09 14:37:?? UTC) |
| Although I've always let it pass, and likely will continue letting it pass, it is not really right to end your sentences with smileys and omit the actual punctuation character, like this :-| | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-09 14:02:?? UTC) |
| I hope everybody is having an excellent day, make sure to post anything you might have on your mind. Cheers. | ? | 6 months (2009-11-09 12:42:?? UTC) |
| The "300 baud mode" has been removed due to the complexity it added and due to the more or less negligible bandwidth it saved. Its feature to show a minimal notice instead of loading the topic you created or replied to may come back in the form of a different mode if there is any demand. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-09 10:35:?? UTC) |
| Why the hell do you dumb fucks keep posting shit that will get you banned? STOP MAKING UNFUNNY "PARODY" TROLL TOPICS! Idiots. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-09 10:15:?? UTC) |
| Why are you not using the convenient "spread" feature to spread specific polls and topics to big social bookmarking sites? It's very easy if you have an account there. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-09 09:53:?? UTC) |
| It's "Pokémon", NOT fucking "pokemon". FUCKING HELL. | ? | 6 months (2009-11-09 02:13:?? UTC) |
| It's simply not possible for this many people to not grasp truly basic concepts of the written language, such as using a space after a comma or period. I'm going to consider posters who do this trolls from now on and just ban them immediately on sight. Sigh. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-08 23:46:?? UTC) |
| Am I dreaming? WHY ARE YOU DOING "foobar- barfoo"?! WHERE DID YOU LEARN THIS?! It's "foobar — barfoo" or "foobar—barfoo". At worst "foobar - barfoo". Never "foobar- barfoo". | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-08 22:29:?? UTC) |
| Why is it that all the people who hate me and this site seem to be… retarded? I'm seeing a very clear pattern here. (This actually isn't sarcasm.) | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-08 18:24:?? UTC) |
| Sorry, any legitimate AnTs using virtua.com.br — due to a really persistent psychopath, I probably will not grant any whitelist requests from you if you use that ISP. At least not for the foreseeable future. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-08 16:37:?? UTC) |
| Private messages now have the ability to preview and spell check as well. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-08 15:40:?? UTC) |
| If you wonder why the "cam Omegle" topic was deleted for no apparent reason, it was because of a direct request by the author. (A new topic will probably be created later.) | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-08 15:32:?? UTC) |
| Is there anything more rude than replying without having read what the topic is about? You'd think that this is just not done, because it doesn't even make any sense, but it's actually frequently done. Don't just read a random word in a headline and then post a random reply vaguely relating to that keyword — read the entire headline and body and any replies before making your reply! (Or, at worst, at least the headline and the body.) | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-07 19:28:?? UTC) |
| Even the "topic_post" and "reply_post" (stand-alone) pages now can be easily spread. This can be very useful in a few different situations. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-07 15:42:?? UTC) |
| Do you want the best and most unique site on the Web to die? If not, why the hell aren't you spreading the fucking word? | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-07 15:26:?? UTC) |
| Does it take a long time for you to post? Request whitelisting and tell me if this goes away after you have been accepted. If it happens even though you are whitelisted, I would like to hear about that as well. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-07 12:38:?? UTC) |
| START PROOF-READING YOUR GOD DAMN POSTS! HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT? DON'T POST SHIT THAT WILL JUST GET DELETED AND WHICH FUCKS UP ENTIRE TOPICS! Rude fucks. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-07 12:13:?? UTC) |
| Stop posting topics with shitty, nonsensical headlines. You are wasting everyone's time by doing so. | ? | 6 months (2009-11-07 08:44:?? UTC) |
| This God damn "Lol" shit is like fucking cancer… | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-07 06:35:?? UTC) |
| How many times does it have to be said? This board has no fucking theme. Don't post ambiguous bullshit and expect people to know what the fuck you're talking about. For instance, don't use the word "downloading" when you're actually referring to the downloading of specific material. | ? | 6 months (2009-11-06 22:52:?? UTC) |
| QUESTIONS END WITH QUESTION MARKS! THEY MARK QUESTIONS! THIS IS BASIC FUCKING ENGLISH! God damn fucking idiots. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-06 20:29:?? UTC) |
| How to make yourself look like a complete fucking idiot and devalue your own topic: Include the utterly pointless sentence "Discuss.". | ? | 6 months (2009-11-06 19:49:?? UTC) |
| Start linking smart people to AT already. It's completely fucking dead here. You never donate, so the very least you should do is to bring serious non-shit traffic here. I never get any (noticeable) support from you… | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-06 15:53:?? UTC) |
| I've just removed so many worthless posts… once again. This feels more and more pointless every day — are there just fucking retards in this world? It really seems like it. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-06 07:31:?? UTC) |
| WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP "SIGNING" YOUR POSTS WITH NONSENSICAL SHIT SUCH AS "0208" OR "X"; YOU WILL BE BANNED, SHITLISTED AND HAVE YOUR POSTS REMOVED! | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-06 07:25:?? UTC) |
| Are you allergic to spreading the word or something? What the fuck is the problem? | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-06 06:57:?? UTC) |
| This is absolutely absurd. There are written rules on this magnificent Web site and you fucking assholes still manage to fuck it all up! | ? | 6 months (2009-11-05 22:22:?? UTC) |
| WANTED: Donations, traffic, non-retards, more events and more votes in polls. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-05 15:33:?? UTC) |
| Still no donations. Un-fucking-believable. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-05 14:33:?? UTC) |
| Fuck off with the fucking "lol" and "Lol" bullshit already. Your posts will be deleted and you will be banned. Idiots. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-05 09:13:?? UTC) |
| It is against the rules to undermine the anonymity of this board by requesting contact information. Somebody just posted 4 consecutive threads asking to speak to a particular poster from another thread (referencing another thread is also against the rules). When will you retards learn?! | ? | 6 months (2009-11-04 21:05:?? UTC) |
| I want to install a remotely controlled device on every computer in the world that will instantly electrocute anyone who writes "beastiality" instead of "bestiality". | ? | 6 months (2009-11-04 21:00:?? UTC) |
| Don't bother replying to topics that have a missused apostrophe in the headline. They will be reported and deleted. | ? | 6 months (2009-11-04 14:29:?? UTC) |
| "1,007,119 zombies to kill on the board, 1,007,119 zombies to kill! You slay one down, increase the speed, 1,007,118 zombies to kill on the board!" | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-04 07:56:?? UTC) |
| Will you stop doing "foo- bar" instead of "foo — bar" or "foo—bar" already? This is insanely annoying. Is this valid in some language/country or something? | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-04 06:44:?? UTC) |
| Can't you imbeciles come up with anything other than these "Ask X anything" topics? | ? | 6 months (2009-11-04 05:29:?? UTC) |
| The board is now slow not because of server-side problems but instead connectivity issues (most likely because of another DDoS attack). | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-04 04:08:?? UTC) |
| When your first post is a badly punctuated variation of "I agree", you really have no fucking chance… | ? | 6 months (2009-11-03 16:02:?? UTC) |
| How can so many fucking idiots completely ignore all the instructions and keep making the same fucking mistakes? It feels like almost everything posted here is deleted because you just won't fucking write properly. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-03 04:29:?? UTC) |
| Don't reply to morons who ask questions with periods. The topic will be deleted. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-03 04:20:?? UTC) |
| Great. I had accidentally forgot to switch it on for all users; now, the bulletin from earlier about the "new items in watchlist" indicator is not lying anymore… | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-02 16:25:?? UTC) |
| Annoying: when people suggest features that already exist. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-02 16:06:?? UTC) |
| New option: "prudish mode". This will turn off "controversial" ads even if you are not in "SFW" mode. See: http://88.80.21.12/dashboard | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-02 15:46:?? UTC) |
| Stop responding to the trolls. There is a report link. Use it. | ? | 6 months (2009-11-02 15:44:?? UTC) |
| Why the hell are you doing manual line breaks? | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-02 14:24:?? UTC) |
| The "new item(s) in the watchlist" indicator is back. This was possible only through the kind of "ugly hack" that I want to stay away from if at all possible. At least it no longer will confuse the poor database. I'll keep the zombie slayer script running anyway to remove any poster that is older than 12 months and has not contributed in any way. I think it's safe to assume that after so long without any posts/votes/etc., the person isn't coming back. (If they do, they probably have cleared the cookies.) | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-02 13:19:?? UTC) |
| Don't like the controversial advertisement? You are very free to try to find a more "housebroken" advertiser who wants to advertise here. (It's virtually impossible.) | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-02 04:57:?? UTC) |
| http://88.80.21.12/why_you_cannot_refer_to_poster_letters ← Read it, imbeciles. | ? | 6 months (2009-11-02 04:57:?? UTC) |
| To the troll (who maybe isn't a troll — it's extremely difficult to tell in this case) who keeps posting "0208" before every post (that actually seem decent): stop it. You will continue being nuked if you come back again and do this. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-02 03:30:?? UTC) |
| So many fucking retards… they just never stop. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-02 02:42:?? UTC) |
| http://88.80.21.12/English ← It's still not written, but it has a couple of extremely useful external links that I want everyone to read. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-02 01:12:?? UTC) |
| Don't make your first topic "Ask X anything"… you're very likely to be considered a troll. Also, if you claim to be an 11-year-old girl around here, you're not going to be believed (by most) unless you provide some sort of reasonable proof, such as a photograph of you holding a sign with the current date and this board's name on it. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-02 00:06:?? UTC) |
| Whenever I insult you, I speak "in general". Of course I don't include the ones who actually do their best to help out. It's just that you are so few… | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-01 23:45:?? UTC) |
| Please don't let AnonTalk die. :'( | ? | 6 months (2009-11-01 20:26:?? UTC) |
| I don't get it, why the hell is the traffic so low? You can't tell me, that seriously none of you is spreading the word?! | ? | 6 months (2009-11-01 13:30:?? UTC) |
| … and once again it's fucking dead. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-01 13:09:?? UTC) |
| It's "with", not "w/". Are you so fucking lazy that even the one extra keypress it takes to spell a word correctly is too much effort for you? | ? | 6 months (2009-11-01 12:49:?? UTC) |
| Unbelievable. Countless trolls hang out and post here normally for a while (sometimes a long time) only to suddenly spam their shit one day, supposedly thinking they will somehow get away with it. How can you be so fucked up in the head? Have some God damn respect for the inventor and remove those shitty clones from the Internet. You didn't come up with it. I did. Stop copycating and do something original, you worthless parasites. I'm sure that you're good at something other than trolling. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-11-01 03:51:?? UTC) |
| After very extensive testing, I have come to the conclusion that it's just not possible to have the "new items in watchlist" feature enabled considering the ancient hardware of this server. At least not until the "zombie slayer" script has run for months. You are not donating and nobody wants to advertise on the best site on the Web, so I can't afford the much-needed upgrade. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-10-31 23:47:?? UTC) |
| When on Earth will you get it through your thick fucking skulls? NEVER reference posters by their letter! This can change at any time and will cause mass confusion if a post gets deleted. | ? | 6 months (2009-10-31 18:47:?? UTC) |
| Please spread the word. :( | ? | 6 months (2009-10-31 12:30:?? UTC) |
| Why do you want this place to die? You ungrateful pieces of shit. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-10-31 09:00:?? UTC) |
| Spread the word. Tell at least
one person about this. Is it really that hard? I doubt anyone here appreciates the work that Sysop does.
The traffic here is really a real shame. |
? | 6 months (2009-10-31 07:24:?? UTC) |
| What will it take for you to SPREAD THE FUCKING WORD?! | Sysop | 6 months (2009-10-31 07:17:?? UTC) |
| Get some non-retards here already. You really expect me to do everything by myself? | Sysop | 6 months (2009-10-31 06:22:?? UTC) |
| Stop being so paranoid about your posts and start proof reading them. If you accidentally look over a typo, don't make another post saying "sorry" or "oh shit, I'm going to be banned." Just leave it and repost it if it gets deleted. If you're intelligent, this won't happen too often. If you're an idiot, then this isn't the place for you anyway. | ? | 6 months (2009-10-31 05:46:?? UTC) |
| Don't fucking reply to trolls. Report them, dumbass. | ? | 6 months (2009-10-31 00:52:?? UTC) |
| I still get all cold on my back every time a regular or even a long-timer shows his "true colors" by revealing that he's a troll. So many psychopaths… | Sysop | 6 months (2009-10-31 00:05:?? UTC) |
| I know that "mistakes are made". I'm not asking you to become a robot. I do, however, ask that you very carefully read through (and spell check) your post before you post it, "polishing" it and correcting any errors before you "publish". This is not a race where you have to be the first replier; the topics don't disappear unless you reply within a few minutes. When I see your error-ridden text, I don't see "the first mistake of this new poster", but "yet another disrespectful asshole posting junk". | Sysop | 6 months (2009-10-30 21:18:?? UTC) |
| Due to "popular demand" (repeated wishes), the God damn fucking "@previous" links now also have a " (your)" thing attached to them if your reply is being referenced. Happy now with that extra piece of clutter? | Sysop | 6 months (2009-10-30 20:26:?? UTC) |
| OK, world: you're gonna have to start proving that you're not all retards soon. | Sysop | 6 months (2009-10-30 20:08:?? UTC) |